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Honey, they need to pay me for:

1. The free ad.

2. The free ad via my avatar.

3. The new converts I've introduced to GLBC (specifically Burning River and Christmas Ale)

4. The multitudes of people I've brought into GLBC at forum meets.

5. The eventual liver transplant surgery I'll need (thank God it's made of Irish-German cast iron but still...)

6. The eventual spine surgery I'll need from toting a recycling cart full of Burning River bottles to the curb every Friday.

7. When technology advances enough and I become part cyborg, this is what I'll end up seeing St. Patrick's Day, 2048:

 

beerinator.jpg

 

Mayday from the Cleveland St. Patrick's Day Parade.

Pure genius haha. :lol:

It made me feel better after reading the Springfield thread...

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"But do they call it "sprawl," or some sexier term such as "Freedom Enhancement Zones"? - Kingfish out of water

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"building cincinnati does not endorse experimentation with hallucinogens or any other narcotic" :)

 

 

 

Well ya fuckin' Should my Man!!

 

first off, Hallucinogens (pot~mushrooms~lsd) and Narcs (coke-heroin) are totally different things - i agree narcotics are bad.  However,

 

Psychedelic drugs, when used properly are such powerful tools in inspiring creativity and discovering spiritual epiphanies.

 

LSD offers an unprecedented life altering moment of clarity in one's thought, where the words just seem to flow so effortlessssssly...

 

MARK GLOVE! in a (grasscat) Cincinnati photo thread...which had nothing to do with drugs.


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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"But do they call it "sprawl," or some sexier term such as "Freedom Enhancement Zones"? - Kingfish out of water

 

That's rich!

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Madison reduces its resource consumption by employing naturally reproductive picnic tables rather than purchasing new ones all the time.

 

- PigBoy in Madison, WI: One of the Midwest's Most Beautiful Cities (http://www.urbanohio.com/forum2/index.php/topic,15618.0.html). His whole photo commentary was hilarious, but that quote and corresponding photo was brilliant.

 

And then David, later in the thread ...

 

Madison is an overprotective soccer mom's wet dream.

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Uncle Rando expressed not that long ago--

"Well I like quickies so....its all good."

 

:whip: :whip: :whip:

 

get it right.

 

:whip: :whip: :whip:

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a city's true greatness is measured by its night shots during playoffs.

 

-the pope

 

disclosure: that's kind of a famous quote from SSP, well the form is. Variations:

 

A city's true greatness is measured by its skyline

 

A city's true greatness is measured by its tallest building

 

A city's true greatness is measured by its ....well you get the idea.

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for a best picture award, you gotta do more than a two hour happenstance story about a retard.

 

- the pope in discussing "Forrest Gump"

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From cleveland.com

 

Five-star hotel headed to Flats east bank

 

 

 

It's a friggin 5 star hotel. You people in Cleveland must be pretty d@mn modest because if this happend in Cincinnati we would all be jumping up and down and saying it's AMAZING news followed by claims that this is proof we are the best midwestern city.

 

 

 

nice one David

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You people in Cleveland must be pretty d@mn modest because if this happend in Cincinnati we would all be jumping up and down and saying it's AMAZING news followed by claims that this is proof we are the best midwestern city.

 

At least we don't put city references from movies/TV Shows in the "City Discussions." ;)

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Cincy people are gonna stone me to death for that one~!

 

You're going to be the first forumer to feel the wrath of my newly granted powers on UO.

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What a giveaway! Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help help im being repressed!

 

Didn't you see the corny ending to the first spiderman? "With great power comes great responsibility"!

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You people in Cleveland must be pretty d@mn modest because if this happend in Cincinnati we would all be jumping up and down and saying it's AMAZING news followed by claims that this is proof we are the best midwestern city.

 

At least we don't put city references from movies/TV Shows in the "City Discussions." ;)

 

What about that Hollywood/Cincy name dropping thread?

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Lets be honest here...we're all big time city-boosters.  Hell I've acknowledged that I'm overly optimistic/positive, and I'm unapologetic for that.

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Okay fellahs: I'm about to moderate all y'alls if the next post is NOT a Favorite Quote on Urban Ohio.

 

From the "favorite quotes on urbanohio" thread.

 

Priceless KOOW work.

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You people in Cleveland must be pretty d@mn modest because if this happend in Cincinnati we would all be jumping up and down and saying it's AMAZING news followed by claims that this is proof we are the best midwestern city.

 

At least we don't put city references from movies/TV Shows in the "City Discussions." ;)

 

What about that Hollywood/Cincy name dropping thread?

 

True, but the point was we stuck it in the Urban Bar, where it should be. ;)

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Write bar, wrong stool.


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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I thought you were doing a play on words...but alas.  You ruined my dreams.


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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:|


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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Who was it on here that said "squirrels are rats with better hair" ? It sounded more funny in it's context but I saw a squirrel the other day and remembered that then cracked up.

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David in communication with me tonight...

 

[23:44] david45213: are you passing out already? lol usually you're more talkative!

[23:45] david45213: or maybe you're down in your secret basement partying

 

:drunk:

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The ship was packed... no "packing" remarks from the peanut gallery, thankyouverymuch!

- Mayday from his Cleveland Gay Invitational Fellowship Tournament photo thread.

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I don't know what the hell you are trying to prove other than being an asshole. This thread is about frassholes.

 

About MTS.


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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"The Greene is nice to visit the same way Pyongyang would be nice to visit...interesting, but everyone is walking around aimlessly wondering when the whole thing is going to fold."

 

..ForTheLoveofDayton, in (where else) "The Greene" thread in SW Ohio projects subforum.

 

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"It's nice that people from all corners of the state can come together to bash the crap out of Florida."

 

-LovesIt responding to the discussion ongoing in a Tampa, FL photo thread.

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"You know, I just love the "ping!!!" sound a aluminum baseball bat makes when it splits something open." - MayDay

 

You had to be there  :laugh:

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