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...a whole hour to (to post) produce a huge waste of one minute of my time - the pope

 

I love it when people come into a message board and immediately begin to mix it up.  I mean, Jesus, at least say hello!  Do you walk into a room, pick a random woman, and tell her she's fat? - grasscat

 

God knows MayDay has a bunch...


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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is it a bad thing when most of the mod/admin staff is a bunch of sarcastic people hating assholes? - the pope


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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XXX posts or something like that and maybe 100 of them are worth a damn.  It's got to be frustrating for others to hit "show unread topics" and have about 50 of them that are nothing but unfunny jokes - grasscat


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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I support bitchslapping. - grasscat


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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And just to clarify (and despite what you people may think), I have never in my life referred to another male as "c#ck boy"! - MayDay


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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Man, when every post is a classic is it really a classic anymore? - grasscat


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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So when are you guys going to completely open the admin forum to the rest of us?  :-D

(Where on this board are all these quotes at?)  :?

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If you live in Ohio and don't know the damn capitol, then you are a loser... - grasscat

 

only hilarious coming from someone with his personality

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Grassy has some of the best:

Actually, it looks more like he's either making a wish or playing hide-and-go-seek.

Ooh, a stalker.  This is great!  We should be encouraging this broad!

 

Ink:

Unless your into guys, and then I don't know. It sounds like Mayday and Rob arn't having any luck in Cleveland and Ft. Wayne.

 

thepope:

just checking in to see if there is any more dorks out there.......

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So when are you guys going to completely open the admin forum to the rest of us?  :-D

(Where on this board are all these quotes at?)  :?

 

We try ;).


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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Ink:

Unless your into guys, and then I don't know. It sounds like Mayday and Rob arn't having any luck in Cleveland and Ft. Wayne.

 

They've since assured me that isn't correct. Where did I post that anyway?

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It's as if they "chopped and screwed" the World Trade Centers, bitchslapped them to 61 stories, and decided to play Jenga. - ColDayMan

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My ta-ta's turned a Michigander gay - MayDay


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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____ insert ColDayMan comment here - PigRoast


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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I am not Piglet, I'm fucking PIGBOY!!!! - An Honest Fool


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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I get more and more confused...


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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Mine and his were irrelevant to this discussion.

 

Meaning, we bitchslapped each other so much, it wasn't even worth it.


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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In case anyone doubts ColDay's divinity, he not only deleted my posts, he also blew out my whole connection to the internet before I had a chance to re-post this last night!

 

As I command respect by virtue of age, dignity, character, or position, I am the alpha and the omega.  I am the Lord and Savior.  I am...ColDayGod. - The Legend

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^Janet Reno has made the Chicago Tribune also, that doesn't make her pretty. - Inkaelin


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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I happen to love Swiss Cheese. - Inkaelin


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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With all that talent, you could be doing something better than making sex shows... - Inkaelin

 

He keeps em' comming...


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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"This is not a plantation," Collins said. "We are not owned by everybody else. Black folks aren't owned by white folks any more." - Detroit, MI Councilwoman Barbara-Rose Collins

 

That, my friends, is classic.


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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We're just a couple of confused, ugly girls.  :-D  - PigBoy

 

 

he was speaking of inkaelin....of course  :-D

 

WITH!...he was speaking with inkaelin!

 

BTW, I'd have to say that a girl who has the name PigBoy has got to be uglier than any girl named inkaelin.

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Actually, he didn't.  Check out City Photos-Ohio for proof.


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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^Janet Reno has made the Chicago Tribune also, that doesn't make her pretty. - Inkaelin

 

This is a good one.  I laughed so hard when I originally read it.  :laugh:

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^I don't have any idea where that came from. edit: what I said, not what she said

 

I've been going downhill fast, however.

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^ It was in the thread about the new skyscraper in Louisville.  I believe someone made a comment that it was a beautiful building because it had appeared in the Chicago Tribune.

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if you are going start spouting off lies and false ideologies that don't seem to add up, then a "bitchslap, twit, and penis envy" is going to be thrown out. - ColDayMan

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I'm nice!  Honestly!!!


"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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